New Father: I am the lone line of defense between my offspring and the harsh world. I would give my life for my child. I am on high alert, everything I have done in my life has led to this and I am ready to do whatever it takes to provide for them. I will install this seat with the care of a surgeon mechanic warrior poet. It will carry the very embodiment of my legacy.
New Mother: i’m just gonna go ask a hunky fireman to buckle this seat in.